Sunday, September 14, 2008

AP writer does not like Waffles for Barackfast

Just in case Obama gets elected two two-steppers from Tennessee figured they better make some extra cash. Aware of the impending tax increases if the Messiah is elected - the two writers, Mark Whitlock and Bob DeMoss, put their creative minds to work. Whew - sure glad they weren't named Neal & Bob. But that is another post!

Anyway, coming up with a briliant plan for some pocket change Mark & Bob decided to have some fun at Obama's expense. Knowing that the Anti-American traitor Sen. John Kerry owned the "Flip-Flop" title, they needed something for Obama's daily reversals.

Hmmm, let's think.... Waffles! Obama Waffles! Yep, that's the ticket! So with some silly pictures and some fancy packaging the dillying duo created Obama Waffles.

Looking to cash in on their Barackfast at $10 a box - the two rented a booth at the Values Voter Summit, a conservative political forum sponsored by the Family Research Council. Everything was going great until the korrectnik-fearing sissy's running the event got their panties in a bunch and forced them to close up the booth.

As only expected the MSM needs to put their spin on the event. Sharpening her crayons, AP writer Joan Lowy, takes imaginary race issues from her feeble mind and turns it into blasphemy of the "Anointed One."

From Yahoo News --
While Obama Waffles takes aim at Obama's politics by poking fun at his public remarks and positions on issues, it also plays off the old image of the pancake-mix icon Aunt Jemima, which has been widely criticized as a demeaning stereotype. Obama is portrayed with popping eyes and big, thick lips as he stares at a plate of waffles and smiles broadly.

Placing Obama in Arab-like headdress recalls the false rumor that he is a follower of Islam, though he is actually a Christian.

On the back of the box, Obama is depicted in stereotypical Mexican dress, including a sombrero, above a recipe for "Open Border Fiesta Waffles" that says it can serve "4 or more illegal aliens." The recipe includes a tip: "While waiting for these zesty treats to invade your home, why not learn a foreign language?"

The novelty item also takes shots at 2004 Democratic nominee John Kerry, Obama's wife, Michelle, and Obama's former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright. More...

I guess thou shall not offend his Messiah Barry's apostles either. Maybe Hash Browns of Hope would be more her style.

Only the muddleheads in the MSM can distort something like this. Of course making fun of McCain's injuries by Obamaites and Biden telling wheelchair bound Chuck Graham to stand up is nothing. She also takes issue with the box implying Obama is a muslim - even though he said so himself.

I have a news flash for Lowy... the picture does not look like a racial take-off of Aunt Jemima. It is a simple caricature of O'Dipweed smiling! So, Ms. Give the credit to the wrong people Sparky, needs to redirect her rants in the right direction.

If Lowy wants to take issue with someone implying Obama looks like Aunt Jemima, I suggest she carefully, very carefully, turn her attention in a different direction. I do believe there is but one person, that has the PIGified copyright on any Obama/Aunt Jemima connections. The owner of this patent is none other than the pagan scribbler himself - Hambo - of Politically Incorrect Gazette.

I am not exactly sure how it happened, but I understand Hambo was opening an email expecting to see Pam "Hubba Hubba" Anderson in a bikini and ended up with the picture of Obama wearing muslim garb. Talk about being thrilled spitless!

After destroying the PIG bunker, kicking Spike the Wonder Tyke across the room in anger and flipping off of Porcus ( I think Porcus sent the eye-bleeding email) he coined the phrase - Uncle Jemima. I believe he introduced this in his precious Girlieman of the Week prose here.

Now I am going to get some waffles for Barackfast!

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