In 2002, a Great Northwest Nitwit scribbler, ‘journalist’ Sherry Jones, decided to try her hand at fiction, by writing a historical novel about the Mecca Mania prophet’s jailbait bride, Aisha. She did her research and found the subject of her novel compelling:
"I wanted to honor Aisha and all the wives of Muhammad by giving voice to them, remarkable women whose crucial roles in the shaping of Islam have so often been ignored -- silenced -- by historians."
She toiled away at her subject and finally finished the tome. Her literary effort was good enough to secure a $100,000 for two-book deal from the Ballantine Books division of Random House. In April, Random House shopped the tome around for some endorsements, hoping to use them in an ad campaign for a book tour scheduled to start in May.
One of the ‘experts’ on the list is an associate professor of Islamic history, Denise Spellberg. Denise, went Islamikaze bonkers and declared the historical novel - especially a very tame love scene - an insult to Mecca Mania. Instantly, she was on the phone to her Islamikaze lecturers who, never having seen the book, also went Islamikaze bonkers. Within hours, the usual Islamikaze rage-a-holics were spouting their familiar threats against our author, over a book they hadn’t read, and demanding that she apologize to Islamikazes, around the world.
Leaving nothing to chance, this Jihadikaze coddling piece of shit, Spellberg, was also bending ears at Random House with dire threats about Islamikaze rampages around the world, and a reign of terror directed against Random House. Did this terrorist veto work? You better believe it, Sparky. Random House yanked the book, citing the safety of Random House employees and the author. Shortly thereafter, scribbler Sherry Jones, terminated her deal with Random House and started a search for a publishing house that won’t let terrorists, and terrorist coddlers like Denise Spellberg, dictate what they’re allowed to publish.
Random House just tore the heart out of our right to free speech. Instead of that rugged American individualism that defies Islamikaze bastards and tells them to go swim in pig shit, Random House gives them dictatorial powers over all FUTURE publications. If Islamic Rage Boy doesn’t like a forthcoming book, all he has to do is whisper ‘Jihad’ in Random House’s ear and the book will be yanked, accompanied by the requisite corporate groveling.
Thanks to the turds at Random House, the Islamikazes can dictate American behavior without lifting a finger. All they need to do is threaten a rampage and piles of shit like those at Random House will start begging for mercy.
Parting shot: The turds implicated in this infuriating Islamikaze drama are:
- Associate Professor Denise Spellberg from the University of Texas in Austin
- Shahed Amanullah, one of Spellberg's guest lecturers
- Thomas Perry, deputy publisher at Random House Publishing Group
- Jane Garrett, an editor at Random House’s Knopf imprint
- Random House executive Elizabeth McGuire
- An Islamikaze rage-a-holic named Ali Hemani, who helped whip up the Islamikaze frenzy with his seven point strategy for another Islamikaze rampage
Osama might be the face of the enemy, but these allegedly human turds are the ones who give him his power to control our behavior. It’s time to flush these Jihadikaze appeasers the hell out of our misery.
Perpetrated by: Hambo
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