Friday, August 29, 2008

Steaming Load Award - Connecticut Korrectnik asshats punish 9 year old pitcher for being too good.

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load # 1: Connecticut Korrectnik asshats punish 9 year old pitcher for being too good.

Jericho Scott is a 9-year-old Connecticut Yankee who loves our national pastime, baseball. He loves the game and he loves to play, especially when he gets to pitch. He loves that chance to go toe-to-toe with a batter to see which of them will emerge victorious. Due to a blazing - for a 9 year old - 40 mph fastball, and exceptional control, Jericho usually prevails when he’s on the mound. That’s why his team is 8-0 and was headed for the playoffs.

‘Was’ is the operative word here, because the gutless punks running the Youth Baseball League of New Haven have banned Jericho from pitching and are in the process of dismantling Jericho’s team. Why? Because Jericho is too good, and, in Korrectnik infested New Haven, excellence is one crime that won’t be tolerated. It must be stamped out, as early as possible, by any means necessary.

League attorney Peter Noble says the only factor in banning Jericho from the mound is his pitches are just too fast. "He is a very skilled player, a very hard thrower," Noble said. "There are a lot of beginners. This is not a high-powered league. This is a developmental league whose main purpose is to promote the sport." (News Max)

This obscenity would be understandable, if Jericho had beaned some batters with his fastball, but, to date, he’s never come close to hitting anybody with a pitch. He’s too good for that . The dirty little secret here is that Jericho’s excellence, his blazing fastball, are just excuses. The real problem is that he decided to play for the WRONG team. He had a chance to play for the reigning league champions, a team that is sponsored by the large firm that employs one of the league’s administrators. When Jericho said ‘no’, and went with the team sponsored by Will Power Fitness, instead, that, apparently sealed his fate.

The alleged adults running the Youth Baseball League of New Haven are sending a very clear, utterly un-American, message, "excellence will not be tolerated". They are trying to break Jericho’s spirit, but, so far, he’s not yielding to the pressure. Give the bastards hell, Jericho. Every REAL American is solidly behind you on this one.

These excellence-hating, Connecticut butt bullets, especially that law-degree packing turd, Peter Noble, need to be flushed down the crapper, right damn now.

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