Jokes about McCain being older than dirt are, older than dirt. It appears as if the muddleheads in the MSM are now starting to dip their toes in the tepid water of cracking on O'Dipweed.
From Politically Incorrect Gazette --
With the Obamacrats elevating Obama to Allah like status... these late night funny men are lucky they will not be charged with blasphemy of the "Anointed One."Craig Ferguson: "Barack Obama was in Germany" today, and "he did this speech and 100,000 people showed up. There were so many Germans shouting and screaming that France...surrendered just in case."
Jimmy Kimmel: "They really love Barack Obama in Germany. He's like a rock star over there. Impressive until you realize that David Hasselhoff is also like a rock star over there."
David Letterman: Signs Barack Obama Is Overconfident.
- Proposed bill to change Oklahoma to 'Oklabama.'
- Offered Bush 20 bucks for the 'Mission Accomplished' banner.
- Asked guy at Staples, 'Which chair will work best in an oval-shaped office?'
- Having head measured for Mount Rushmore.
- Offered McCain a job in gift shop at Obama Presidential Library.
Jay Leno: "Of course, Obama's supporters got him his usual birthday gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh."
Jay Leno: "Obama's people are trying to portray McCain as cranky, and McCain is trying to portray Obama as arrogant, you see. And when Obama was asked what he thought about being called arrogant, well, he said he was 'above having to answer that question.'"
Jay Leno: "See Barack Obama on the news? He's becoming a workout fanatic. He's at the gym, like, twice a day, sometimes three times a day at the gym, yeah, according to his staff. Well, he has to stay in shape to do those flip-flops."
Jay Leno: "Barack Obama back from his big European tour. Did you see him in Europe? People were cheering him, holding up signs, blowing him kisses. And that was just the American media covering the story."
Looks like the Enquirer was right.
ReplyDeletePretty sad- huh? What does it say about the MSM when they are being out scooped by the Enquirer?
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