Friday, March 20, 2009

Girlieman of the Week: Senator Chri$ Dodd

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: March 20, 2009

Girlieman: Senator Chri$ Dodd
Antics: Frantic finger-pointing

Look up ‘gutless gasbag’ in your dictionary, and you’ll find a mug shot of Connecticut’s U.S. Senator, Chri$ Dodd. An utter and complete coward, he gives spineless weasels a bad name. If you doubt it, his AIG antics should seal the deal for you.

First, he thundered with righteous indignation about the bonuses, playing his role to the hilt for the Demoncrat loving media lapdogs. It was going well, until someone at the Fox Network, dug up the amendment Dodd put in the Porkulus Bill, which allowed companies receiving bailout bucks to pay such bonuses. From there, the matter spun out of control.

He denied it, with more righteous indignation, then kicked it up a notch by insisting he wasn’t present when it was inserted into the bill during the House-Senate negotiations to reconcile the two versions of the porkulus crap sandwich. That almost worked, almost being the operative word.

When that excuse fell apart like a cheap suit, this contemptible, caterwauling, coward, belatedly, came clean, almost. ‘Yes, that amendment in the Porkulus Bill that made bailout recipient bonuses street legal, was, in fact, my doing. BUT, it wasn’t my idea. Certain Messiah Barry officials made me do it.’ The Obamunist ‘Devil’ made me do it? Yeah, right.

Chri$ ‘Pay for play’ Dodd is beneath contempt. Normally, we’d make someone this rancid a Steaming Load, but we won’t go there, because calling Dodd a steaming load gives turds a bad name. Chri$, you’re a craven coward, who is utterly and completely incapable of taking responsibility for your own actions. You’re also the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

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