Sunday, March 22, 2009

Psalm 2008 - 2112: A Prayer for Obama

One of the PIG faithful found this prayer for us Obama lovers...

Obama Is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want.

He Leadeth Me Beside Still Factories.

He Restoreth My Faith In The Republican Party. He Guideth Me In The Path Of Unemployment.

Yea, Though I Walk Through The Valley Of The Bread Line, I Shall Not Go Hungry.

Obama Has Annointed My Income With Taxes,
My Expenses Runneth Over My Income.

Surely, Poverty And Hard Living Will
Follow Me All The Days Of My Life.

From Hence Forth We Will Live All The Days
Of Our Lives
In A Rented Home With An Overseas Landlord.

But I Am Glad I Am An American, I Am Glad That I Am Free.

But I Wish I Was A Dog And Obama A Tree.


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