Steaming Load #2: Home Owners Association asshat nukes the welcome home signs for a returning warrior.
After 15 months of putting her life on the line in Iraq, one of our warriors, SPC Lauren Boitet, was coming home to visit her family in their Pace Island (Flori-DUH) home. Eager to let Lauren know how happy they were over her safe return, her family deployed flags, balloons, and ‘welcome home’ signs. In a rational world, it would be ‘no harm, no foul’, but this Sunshine State blight is under the oppressive thumb of a homeowners association.Instead of allowing the rules-bending display to stay up for a couple hours, the HOA assholes ripped them down, but their antics, as infurating as they are, weren’t enough to land them in the Steaming Load zone. Here's what made us reach critical mass: according to the America hating, goose-stepping, son of a bitch who presides over the Pace Island Homeowners Association, Alan Williams, the signs are an intolerable ‘political’ statement which ‘supports the war’. That’s right, Alan Williams is a terrorist loving turd, who needed to be flushed down the crapper YESTERDAY!
If you happen to meet this son-of-a-bitch in a dark alley, punt his nuts into the next block, then tell him that PIG says, "DIE IN A FIRE, YOU RAT BASTARD".
Parting shot: Everyone here in the Free State of PIG thanks Lauren Boitet for her service. You deserved better than this, soldier, and that’s a fact.
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