Reality Claus Is Comin' To Town!

We are closing in on that special time of the year - Christmas. Through the use of their inkorrectnik PIG operatives spread throughout the world, the guys over at Politically Incorrect Gazette - Porcus Maximus , Hambo and Spyke the Wonder Tyke - have taken time out of their busy fight against the PC pukes in the world in order to help Santa.

Since Santa will be busy delivering toys to all the good boys and girls on Christmas, PIG has offered to have Reality Claus bring some "warm" Christmas cheer to korrectnik's who have been naughty....Being the Jolly Old Softie that he is, the real Santa doesn't have the heart to dole out lumps of coal to foul mouthed spoiled brats and other malcontents that made his Shit List. Not only is that bad PR for Santa, Inc., it's just not his style.

PIG however, will take great pleasure in doing Santa's dirty work this year and do the honors by giving out what is so richly deserved to those that have taken 'naughty' to new depths. PIG has operatives far and wide, including the North Pole, and at great peril, we managed to smuggle Santa's Top Secret Shit List from his cutting room floor and make it public.

Lumps of coal? That's kid stuff. More like fresh, hot Steaming Santa Loads, or worse, for those most deserving.

To get on PIG's Christmas Shit List, you must demonstrate that you despise any form of individualism and freedom. Exhibiting symptoms of being a a Full-Time, Nanny-State Loving, Constitution-Phobic, Ass-Kissing, Kool-Aid Swilling Year 'Round Grinch gets you to the top of the list. Extra credit awarded for overt, annoying, airheads.

I posted part of the list below.....

Islamikaze Rugrat Bastards: Instead of that shiny new RPG little Achmed had his eyes on, why not tell the future terror scum you care with a Teddy bear by the name of Mohammed! Don't forget to include a Danish Christmas card wishing them a Merry Christmas from the Infidels at The Free State Of PIG!

San Fran Nan Pelosi: What do you get for a botox junky like Nan? A tactical nuke class brand of botox that will, hopefully, freeze the rest of her as completely as it has frozen her face. Once she's stiff as a board from head to toe, she'll make a spiffy addition to the Capitol rotunda's statue collection.

George 'W' Bush: A crash course in Geography For Dummies, a map of the United States and a Spanish to English dictionary with the word BORDER clearly defined in PLAIN ENGLISH.

-- You will have to go wish Hambo & the guys Merry Christmas to see the rest. Make sure you also check out the Grinch Report while you are there.