Sunday, September 30, 2007

Girlieman of the Week - Warren Jeffs

Reposted from Politically Incorrect Gazette (PIG)

Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: September 28, 2007

Girlieman: Warren Jeffs

Girlie Antics: Turning gutless when the law came after him.

Warren Jeffs emerged from his father’s long shadow, when he took over the family ‘business’ and became President of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints in 2002. According to news reports and stories smuggled out of the secretive sect, Warren ruled with an iron fist. His word was law, and the members were compelled to follow his every whim. If he wanted to you get divorced, you got divorced. If he wanted you to take on another wife, you added another woman to your harem. If he wanted you to move out of your home and live in a tent, you did that too. For all intents and purposes, Warren Jeffs was the law of the land and his pronouncements came directly from Old Ka-Boom.

I have no problem with consenting adults turning over their individual liberty to a self-aggrandizing asshat like Jeffs. I don’t really give a damn if those consenting adults want to practice polygamy. I do have a problem with a rat bastard like Jeffs forcing young girls, who are still too young to make an informed decision -many of them barely in their teens - being paired off to horny old goats by Warren Jeffs. That’s crossing the line and that’s what lead to Jeffs’ girlie antics.

This all knowing, all powerful, I’m Old Ka-Boom’s main man on Earth, clown took off and left his followers to deal with the justice system, when the forces of American justice charged Jeffs with tax evasion, rape as an accomplice, child abuse and much, much more.

For being so gutless in the face of adversity...for victimizing underage girls who were trapped in his cult through no fault of their own...for being a craven coward who started whining and whimpering about ‘religious persecution’ when a Utah jury nailed him for being an accomplice to rape, Warren Jeffs is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

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