Did you ever read something and wonder - What the hell?
From the Fresno Bee --
A man suspected of breaking into the home of two California farmworkers, rubbing spices into the face of one man and smacking another with an 8-inch sausage has been set free.
Prosecutors say they do not have enough evidence to file criminal charges against 21-year-old Antonio Vasquez. He was released from Fresno County Jail on Tuesday.
Sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack. Vasquez is also accused of stealing $900 from the home.
Laying half-naked in a field... the first thing I thought of was former Brookpark Mayor Tom Coyne moved to CA and got in trouble again.
Then I realized rubbing spices on someone and hitting them in the face with an 8" sausage was normal in the cesspoll of a state, California, that has an over abundance of candidates for forced gene pool reductiontion.