Monday, September 1, 2008

American Terrorists arrested for planned attacks at GOP Convention

During the DNC convention we had a pair of slack-jawed, stump-jumping, backward ass, weed smoking rednecks get arrested for allegedly plotting to assassinate Obama. Authorities quickly figured out these two meth heads posed no threat and the plot was dismissed as a sham.

Now it is time for the GOP convention and the left has sent their liberal mercenaries...

From National Terror Alert --
Ramsey County sheriff’s deputies found weapons and devices to disable buses among other items in searches in the Twin Cities last night and today. Authorities said the items came from “key members of the RNC Welcoming Committee,” a self-described anarchist group.

“The ‘Welcoming Committee’ is a criminal enterprise made up of 35 anarchists who are intent on committing before and during the Republican National Convention,” said Sheriff Bob Fletcher in a statement. “These acts include tactics to blockade and disable delegate buses, breaching venue security and injuring police officers. They have recruited assistance in their criminal conspiracy from other anarchists groups throughout the country. Through their plans and actions they have exhibited a blatant disregard for the law and the safety of others.”

The statement said the items found in the searches included:

  • Materials to create “sleeping dragons” (PVC pipe, chicken wire, duct tape), which is when protesters lock themselves together
  • Large amounts of urine, including three to five gallon buckets of urine
  • A machete, hatchet and several throwing knives
  • a gas mask and filter
  • Empty glass bottles
  • Rags
  • Flammable liquids
  • Homemade caltrops (devises used to disable buses in roads)
  • Metal pipes
  • Axes
  • Bolt cutters
  • Sledge hammers
  • Rapelling equipment
  • Kryptonite locks
  • Empty plastic buckets cut and made into shields
  • Material for protective padding
  • An Army helmet

The report claims these terrorists are anarchists - I call them liberal, tree-hugging, Anti-American progessive pukes from the left - or agents of the Democrap Party.

Doubt it? Well, the throwing urine takes a page right out of there playbook.

1 comment:

  1. The big question is when did Bill Ayers plan all of this activity??


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